Making a Birthday card for Daddy

I'm a couple weeks late on this, but I had to share. Chris has a huge sweet tooth and I obviously wanted to sabotage his weight loss. So Kaden and I made him a candy birthday card.

It says:
Happy Birthday to our Sugar Daddy
Now that you are 30 do your bones Crunch when you Rollo-ver and have your Whoppers turned to Milk Duds, if so we promise not to Snicker.
We were going to give you 100 Grand, but at your age we thought it would slip through your Butterfinger or that you would Blow it on a trip to the Milky Way to see an Eclipse.
We want to wish you Mounds of Almond Joy on your Whatchamacallit. We hope you enjoy this card and hope it doesn't make you Chunky.
We love you to Pieces!
Love your, Peanut Butter Cups

Chris thought it was a cool idea, he thought it was pretty funny too. And of course he enjoyed the candy!